House Hubby

Naye daur ki nayi kahaani

Aaj aapko sunati hun

Role swap ka kissa hai yeh

chaliye details batati hun

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subah sehar ke 6 baje thei

alarm jab woh bola thaa

biwi jee ne snooze dabaya

bus 5 min aur sona thaa

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“5 min aur” karte karte

8 bajne ko aayei jab

Harh badha uth gayi shreemati

hosh thikane aayei tab

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Naashta bana rahe thei hubby

Honey !! bolo kya khaaogi

Bread…Cereal…paranthei…. bhi hain

Bolo - Nosh !! kya farmaogi

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Gym routine mein lagi huyi hun

Figure maintain nahi karna hai kya

Tum ghee laga dete ho inn per

Paranthei kha kar marna hai kya

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Pati dev khabrakar bolei

Acha acha – sorry baba….

Low-fat ….. cereal deta hun

Lunch mein sandwich bana diya hai

Greek yogurt bhi rakh deta hun

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iss per Biwi pyar se boli -

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Thanks sweetheart – ab chalti hun

Office mein early meeting hai

Sham - der hogi aane mein

Beautician ke sang seating hai

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Aaj vacuum tum karke rakhna

Bahut dino se dhool jami hai

Garbage bhi dispose kar dena

Uski badboo thami nahi hai

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Laundry ke do load lagana

Dekho whites aur color alag se

Aarav ka homework karwana

School shuru… ho raha hai kal se

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Haan haan – sab main kar rakhunga

Munni ko tum khilati jaao

Formula hajam nahi hai hota

Usse apna doodh pilati jaao

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Daftar se jab sham ko niklo

Tum Leti aana tamatar aaloo

Ghar ka raashan khatam hua hai

Tabhi karunga chulha chaaloo

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Iss per Biwi gurrah kar boli

Mayuri raste nahi hai mere

Apna bazaar kyun nahi ho jaate

Issi bahane ghar se nikloge

Baithei baithe ho rahe ho mote

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Chalo…. main bazar ho aaunga

Tum tension toh naa lo - biwi

Cable waale ko tum kahna

Set karke woh jayein TV

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Direct TV ke channels kei toh

Sasur jamai serials hain pangei

Bigaadh diya hai tum mardon ko

Grih-shaanti mein daalein dangei

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Kab se kah rahi hun tumko

Food channel hi dekha karo tum

roz roz ka simple khana

Naye vyanjan seekha karo tum

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Haan - koshish toh karta rahta hun

aglei weekend surprise karunga

Tum ne kabhi na chakha jo hoga

Aisa cuisine design karunga

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Jaane weekend woh kab aayega

Issi aas mein saalon hai beete

Sanjeev kapur se kar leti shaadi

swad aata tab mere hissei

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Khana toh tum bana lete ho

peit bus bharna ho jis se

Tum toh bus kahte rahte ho

Sasurjee se tum kuch na seekhei

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Naaraaz bhala kyun hoti ho tum

Naa Raaz tumse chhupa hai koi

Koshish toh karta rehta hun

Hukum tumhara rukaa na koi

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haaye meri kismet hai phooti

mujhko koi aaram nahi hai

baatein hi toh banate ho tum

tum ko toh koi kaam nahi hai !!!

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poora din laga rahta hun

pati nahi naukar laana tha

tang aa kar - jaa raha hun mayike

jeevan sangni tumeh maana tha

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dekha doston

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roz roz ki taana kashti

kahaan kisi ko bhaa paayi hai

dono ka sahyog zaroori

Grihasti tabhi to has payi hai

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Daadi amma sahi kahti thi

Do pahiyon per hi chalti gaadhi

Ek jana bhi agar ho dheela

Aa jati hai vipdaa bhaari

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Main aur Tum ki behas ko chodho

Ahum ko rakho Hum se door

Ek aur Ek se banao gyaraaah

Pyaar se hota jeevan paripoorn

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- Khushi